Monday, May 08, 2006

Monday Night Movies

As an antidote to Lecram's film picks of the week, I feel I must jump up and offer my own. It's not that I disagree with his choices. So far, he has been spot on interms of quality and entertainment value. However, testostrone level? Fear factor? Violence volume? Not so much. So, I present my first film pick as a remedy:


A rock-solid epic of a journey into the heart of Dixie darkness. Replete with zombies, killer viruses, backwoods redneck fucks, tributes to Deliverance and Evil Dead, and humor so dark and nasty you'd need to solve the Black Hole Theory just to find your pecker afterwards. Plus, it's a Morality Tale. Just in case some of you are hung up on the whole "redeeming quality", "is it good for the children", "he just said the N word" thing. Which I'm not. Laughs, gaffes, chills, thrills and spills. Potty talk, potty humor, maybe even potty potty. One disclaimer, though: it's intelligently written and directed with a talented cast. You know, blah blah blah. One more disclaimer: as Joe Bob Briggs would say, "3 Buckets of Blood, one car explosion, one burning body, zero boobies".

4 comments:

airplanejayne said...

I can't believe YOU are recommending a movie with zero boobies....

scarysquirrelman said...

well, actually there's this one scene where a really big pustule forms on a girl's back, but it explodes too quickly to make the fantasy jump.
I'll make up for it on my next recommendation.

lecram sinun said...

Hey, at least my last 2 picks have boobies in them... and talented boobies at that! Just wait till I post "Dracula AD 1972" - love that flick!

scarysquirrelman said...

yes, your two flicks have great boobies, but none are gratuitous. and therein lies your problem. while uma's and emma's are glorious they are shown within the context of the art. and i can't fuck art. so, we need gratuitous just so long as there's a plot and it's entertaining.
by the way, i just named my boobies uma and emma.