Thursday, September 13, 2007

A man walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue
in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the
quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly
folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way unhurried, across the bookstore.Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes
hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist
gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds
the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which
the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."

2 comments:

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airplanejayne said...

this was definitely NOT my attorney....