Monday, April 09, 2007

Where's Generik?

first of all, i'd like to congratulate our first guesser (mr. mintzworks) for making the brave gesture of going first. you are to be commended, sir. truly.
secondly of all mustang, it is Harry: Men's Sweaters. or should be. and it should be said with the threat of a sister mob hit behind it.
lastly, you lie, dear mr. mintzworks. you did meet generik. i may have even introduced you. but you guessed right as well and i didn't prohibit knowing what he looks like from the contest. and you might have talked for as long as it took to say hi. [editor's note: forget that last sentence...please!]
so, well done. and, actually, i'm still impressed. the fact that he's looking away should have made it harder.
so...you win, you magnificent bastard.

what you've won i hadn't thought about until now. so, let it be...
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...one free admission to an imax film when accompanied by moi. any film. name the time.

[editor's note: all times negotiable, all films negotiable]

5 comments:

lecram sinun said...

A contest with a real prize and I didn't enter... dang! That mintz has all the luck!

Anonymous said...

and you're of course right, I met Generik this year on the Shtreets...right in front of Starline. My bad.

ScarySquirrelMan said...

your bad, my ass! but as kinky friedman once pointed out in a poignant song..."eatin' ain't cheatin', so waitress please waitress come sit on my face..."

Generik said...

Mintzworks, if pressed, I will deny to the utmost any possible meeting between us, whether inside or outside of the Starline.

I don't know if I can do the same for Thereminman (wherever he is) or Airplane Jayne, however. I can only do so much. What do you people want, blood?!? Sheesh.

ScarySquirrelMan said...

that would be a start...