Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Amazing Levitating Pith Post HNT

Some of you may know about the Almighty Pith and the way in which i loved it up in my last HNT. Some of you may know that it belongs to Lecram. Some of you may know that lately Lecram has been leaving his helmet behind when making a grand exit. none of you, however, know (until now) that I have unlocked its magical powers. I, yes I, have opened its little box of fairy dust and managed to create........The Levitating Pith!
Here in picture #1 you see me caressing its contours in order to coax out its witchy potential:

After a few minutes in which I called on the supernatural powers to help and guide me in my most mysterious and arduous task I was able to release the Pith and let float gently on the wings of my wind:
And, finally, I was able to recline and enjoy the awe of magic well done. Now you might be thinking I used some earthly mechanism to prop the pith aloft. Verily, though, i say to you that this pith touched not my body in any fashion. It is truly magic:
Thus ends this week's HNT. Thus continues the defiling and desacration of Lecram's Pith. Happy HNT, everyone!
P.S. According to a recent HNT post of Katie's I will only get my hat back if I do a full frontal HNT. I believe that this should qualify. What say all of you?

21 comments:

guttergirl said...

Yummy HNT. Lucky hat.

Schadeboy said...

First, I say your web address in your comment back on Os's site is messed up. Second, I say, from a guy's perspective, that this should most certainly qualify as I have absolutely no need to see any further "frontal".

But then, that's only because I'm a guy. The women might have other ideas.

Happy HNT!

Katie :) said...

This is so not a full frontal, so told you that already.
But, regardless the baseball cap will remain in my posession..... LOL ;)
You are a very talented man....
HHNT

Mintzworks said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, but came in my pants at the same time.

That's a ten-gallon pith, all-right!

Mustang said...

Regarding your FFHNT, I second schadeboy in voting for no more FFHNT than delivered, unless of course you do your Castro impression..THEN..it would be worth the eye stress!

I will say, that there is some slight resemblence to the Australo pithicus branch of the tree, so to speak, but the pubic bone you are displaying seems to distended to qualify. As such, I submit, that a new species of man has..forgive me..arisen! He is...wait for it..homo erectus (no, that was just too easy)..a..um..I gotta go think on this..the Homo Erectus was probably my best shot for the moment.

lecram sinun said...

If you leave any "product" in it... you can keep it as a birthday present. Your head of hair needs it more than mine. And how many times have I told you that holding the feather duster between your legs will give you dustmites.

lime said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! i say you've earned your own hat back.....hilarious. i love it.

HHNT

FelicityA said...

Uhm, no this doesn't qualify. We want MORE!!
NIce hat trick! LOL.
HHNT!

LushlyMe said...

Hmmm magic tricks! HHNT!

airplanejayne said...

put that beast away!!

oh....levitating, not leviathian...

hmmm.....never noticed the root-relations between those words...

heh-heh, I said root....

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

Ahhh!Thats awesome! I love your tattoo as well..HHNT!

le chat qui a peur said...

BRILLIANT! *~*happy hnt*~*

Sunny Delight said...

LMAO!!great HNT!

Crimson said...

Such talent! HHNT ;)

SeaRabbit said...

Really funny!!! Happy late HNT!

Roxi said...

HA!!! HOpefully Lecram dosent mind so much that you have "unlocked" its magical powers

Lacquer, Semi-Gloss Lacquer said...

...great, another naked hairey white guy taking a pith...

jade ed girl said...

Puleeze tell me that is not the same pith I was wearing last night!!
How is the Peruvian Racing Squirrel doing post- Birthday!

marypoppins/privateeye said...

A New 2006 Websters Submission

"Pithetic" (pi-thet-ik)
1. adj- arousing feelings of "Oh, My God! I can't believe you did that!" adv- pithetically
2. inter- exclamation
expressing "Looky what I can do!"

Hat's off to you on your accomplishment! This is definately not to be confused with "pathetic."


PS........... What is HNT?

marypoppins/privateeye said...

A New 2006 Websters Submission

"Pithetic" (pi-thet-ik)
1. adj- arousing feelings of "Oh, My God! I can't believe you did that!" adv- pithetically
2. inter- exclamation
expressing "Looky what I can do!"

Hat's off to you on your accomplishment! This is definately not to be confused with "pathetic."


PS........... What is HNT?

marypoppins/privateeye said...

I don't know why it didn't come to me sooner, but I just realized that the spelling of this new word should be "pithatic" instead of "pithetic."

So, to be clear, here is the new and improved 2006 Websters submission:

"Pithatic" (pi-that-ik)
1. adj- arousing feelings of "Oh, My God! I can't believe you did that!" adv- pithatically
2. inter- exclamation
expressing "Looky what I can do!"

Hat's off to you on your amazing accomplishment!
This is definately NOT to be confused with "pathetic."


PS........... What is HNT?