Monday, September 26, 2005

Can We put Bush's Face On It?


Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its
emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance. A
condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the
next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

2 comments:

Mustang said...

SSM,

OK, that is way too funny and way to close to the truth.

Stop it.

M

ScarySquirrelMan said...

your keyboard says stop, but your picture says i got a nice bunch of bananas.