THE TWENTY THIRD QUALM
President Bush is my shepherd; I shall dwell in fear.
He causeth the trees to be cut down in national forests.
He sendeth earth movers into the virgin wilderness.
He restoreth my insecurity.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valleys of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, whilst thou art in office.
The tax cuts for the wealthy and thy media control they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the guise of religion.
Thou annointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely meglomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the
remaining days of thy term in office.