Get Right With Mike

just when you thought the evangelical hordes of the right wing of the republican party couldn't get any zanier, along comes the rev. mike huckabee with another installment of "Insane People Say The Darndest Things":

“[Some of my opponents] do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards,” Huckabee said, referring to the need for a constitutional human life amendment and an amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman.
Huckabee often refers to the need to amend the Constitution on these grounds, but he has never so specifically called for the Constitution to be brought within “God’s standards,” which are themselves debated amongst religious scholars.

well, if you read the link therein you will find a valid argument against making ours a theocratic government. and you will find that homo sex ain't the only problem we got re: getting into heaven.
for example, from another pensito review piece:

Abomination: Eating Leftovers
Leviticus 19:7: “If it is eaten at all on the third day, it is an abomination.”
The Bible says that eating three-day-old leftovers and being gay are equivalent sins.

so, there. all little kiddies and old biddies are going to hell. as are adulterers (that covers just about every evangelical preacher of any reknown), cheaters, folks with haughty eyes, them that eats snakes and birds and centipedes, liars, sunday workers (kiss your paperboy goodbye), it just goes on.
and these should all be written into the U.S. Constifriggintution if an amendment banning gay marriage is. so, vote for mike. get right with the lord. and save the country from the likes of me...uh, and you. and you and you and you. yeah, and you in the corner there. and you and you and you....