Saturday, August 26, 2006

A Moosical Post

"Cows have regional accents, a group of British farmers claims, and phonetics experts say the idea is not as far-fetched as it sounds."
i believe it. after all, new york birds say "choip" and new york pigs say "ernk".

update: a friend sent me this picture and i thought i should share it with you: it's a male camel toe. what accent do YOU think it speaks with?

54 comments:

Zonthar said...

Holy Jesus. You know, there should be a different name than "camel toe" for the male version, unless we're talking a camel with a club foot. This particular one looks kinda like the profile of a fried shrimp to me, but maybe that's just because I'm hungry. In any case, I'm sure the term won't catch on.

So any suggestions- the proper descriptive term for a male camel toe?

Mustang said...

Male Camel Toe...as in "check out the serious _____________":
1. Snake Head
2. Peacock
3. Boudinage (frenchie for sausage)
4. Weiner dog
5. Squirrel Face
6. Camel Nose
7. Moose Tail/foot/other appendage
8. Watch Size Indicater (WSI, as an acronym).
9. Lecrammage (Malaysian for normal)

M

scarysquirrelman said...

Camel Joe.

Katie :) said...

I vote Squirrel face..... ;)

Zonthar said...

I liked Squirrel Face because it was the one that made me laugh out loud, but now Kate's just made it all dirty and it's lost its appeal....

I gotta throw in a comment about the guy who's sporting the unnamed member in question- doesn't he look like after he used the whatever-it's-called on you, he'd then kill you and eat your liver?

airplanejayne said...

okay -- since no one answered your question ("what accent do you think it speaks with?") I will--
--because, you know, I am all about following the rules --

I think it would speak with a Russian accent. I don't know why. I can just hear it saying, "Natasha, darlink. Pour more vodka and come to bed."

scarysquirrelman said...

seriously, APJ, you think that...thing...is into natashas?

airplanejayne said...

Yes.

Because, doesn't that camel toe look like he's named Boris?

Generik said...

I think it speaks with a Spanish accent. Like that old Señor Wences bit with the little fella trapped in a box. Señor Wences would ask, "Are you all right?" then use ventriloquism to make the little fella say "S'awright!"

I can practically hear that guy's bound-up weenis saying "S'awright! ...But I'm chafing sumteen awful!"

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