Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Finger Food? HNT

so, last week i think i showed a naked shoulder and wondered to myself what could be too naked about it. well, this would be it:

that's my new tat and i am so fucking stoked about it i want to shag all of you one by one by one and then by twos.
however, something happened in between the tat and tonight that truly disturbed me and made me question my inherently heterosexual sexuality. despite the beefy tat and manly arm holding that manly ink, something was, well, um, lacking. it wasn't so much that a yearning overtook me for no reason. what actually happened was a "present" fell into my lap, so to speak. a certain friend of mine forgot to take his hat with him one night when he suddenly jumped up and left the bar. for no apparant reason. for no discernable reason. no je ne se qois that i know. jump and run.
so, we looked at his hat. we looked at each other. we looked at his hat. we looked at each other. we looked at his bar tab. we looked the other way. we casually exited the bar . i ended up with the "Hat". i took it home. i made sweet love to it. i kissed it goodnight. i slept well for the first time in a month. when i awoke i made sweet love to it again. then i cooked it pancakes. then it bade me goodbye and disappeared. i thought i would make it through and live with the memory of that hat clutched between my tight toes. it never came back and i am left with that memory. and only that. i am not resentful or bitter. but i can't help but wonder what might have been

if i'd made waffles instead.

happy hnt, y'all.

14 comments:

lecram sinun said...

::sniffle:: That touched me so... I wanna bone you now! Cheers and Happy HNT!

The Melody Censor said...

Waffles are always the better choice...

I adore the new ink...it is stunning!

Happy HNT!

Mintzworks said...

How was your post-coitus pith? did you pith all over?

You are no longer a homo-sapien.

You've reverted to australoPITHYKISS!!

okay, I'm spent.

Loved Lecram's pithy comment, tho...

Polt said...

Oooh, where's the line for the one-on-one shaggings?

Nice tat though! Very colorful.

HAPPY HNT!

Katie :) said...

Somehow I knew you were just going to use the pith for sex......

men! :)

Happy HNT

Ms Bees Knees said...

the tattoo is stunning... and who knew you had a pith fetish!? that's wicked-sexy...

FelicityA said...

You are flipping funny. I *love* the new ink! It's fecking hawt!!
HHNT!

Philip said...

Nice tat

Happy HNT

jade ed girl said...

Beware... that pith is underaged. And I believe what you did is a felony in some counties.

Mintzworks said...

hey, how bout a little local flavor rant?

Cuz is it just me that thinks an independent police auditor might just have a little sumthin' to say about the alleged cop-shooter getting his, unarmed, because the shooting officer "thought" he might be going to his car for a gun??

Hm?

scarysquirrelman said...

fuck the locals. redneck, hillbilly, inbred, paranoid, smellier-than-thou dumbasses.

scarysquirrelman said...

and that's just me.

Dragion said...

SSN love the new tat. Very very nice, if I'm good can I stroke it? .... The tattoo, silly.
Dragion

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