Sunday, June 12, 2005

Joke From My Blonde Sister

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer.
The officer asked to see the woman's driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The officer replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay,you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

8 comments:

airplanejayne said...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
"Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

kien lim said...

heh heh heh heh

scarysquirrelman said...

how come all you ever do is laugh, kien? it's kinda creeping me out like when i saw that movie with what's his name as the maniacal killer and all he ever did was giggle.

jade ed girl said...

Damn- who poked the bear?

airplanejayne said...

yeah! Didn't we all agree to quit poking the bear?
oh, and by-the-bye--wasn't that movie the one about the dentist -- Dr. Giggles?
Not that I ever watch those movies...
APj

scarysquirrelman said...

no, it was robert mitchum and all he did was giggle. and all that did was send shivers up my spine. and there were no bears in it.

airplanejayne said...

NOW I understand:
Robert Mitchum sends shivers up your spine.
But he doesn't leave you bear.
Giggle, giggle....

scarysquirrelman said...

AAIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!!!